Jostie Flicks - Man VS Kitchen

Love,
Han

Learn Something New Every Day. (food)

I had done these before, but because I love learning a little something new and interesting every once in a while, I thought that I would start sharing them more regularly.  


1. Chocolate contains psychoactive ingredients, which are known to make you feel good, but the only trouble is that you need to eat about 20 kilograms of chocolate to feel the buzz.


2. Ginger is used to treat nausea and vomiting.


3. Peppermint tea is good for soothing sore tummies and reducing feelings of nausea. 


4. To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.


5. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.


Thanks for reading!


~Happy Blogging~
           HAnNahW

Like Rubbish in the Windshield.

My Thoughts On...

        College, Education, and Christian Parents Negating Their 

                                      God Given Duties.                                                                 

Actually part of the reason that I am writing this is because I have been thinking about it a great deal lately and partly because I just needed to vent, and I thought my blog would be the perfect place to do it.

⁶ Train up a child in the way he should go;
   even when he is old he will not depart from it.

(Proverbs 22:6)

Not that I think that I am better than anyone else out there, in fact I am probably worse than all of you that are reading this.  But I want to start this off with a couple of questions.....  Why would I want to go to an educational institution where they are just going to pump a bunch of stuff that I don't believe in into my head, where they are going to teach me a bunch of stuff that I probably already know, or could find out very easily, and where they are going to change up history, muddle science, and reject the sovereign law, and existence of our Father in Heaven?  (Not to mention all the worthless propaganda that comes out of there.)

When did the order change from discipleship and mentorship, to large classrooms full of students taking whatever is fed to them?  What was wrong with the system of apprenticeship that was instituted in years past?

The answer my friends is because it is popular, it is accepted, because you supposedly won't be able to get a job without it, and because there just isn't anyone doing this anymore.  Here then is another question for you.  Why not?  Why are we as Christians, as warriors for Christ not taking this idea, this biblical principle, and running with it? Why are fathers  of this day and age rejecting their God given roll as protecter, provider, and teacher.  Why are mothers today running off to get a college degree, putting their children in the public education system and joining in the fray of politics, and business, along side the men?  Why are we sacrificing our children's spiritual well-being up to the god of convenience.  I do not know what possesses men, and nations to think that they can become God, but I do know that we as believers should do our best to steer clear of these public institutions, that will just fill our heads with all this metaphorical rubbish that has so cluttered the dashboard of our society today that we can no longer see the road that has been set before us.  We are much too apt to let this happen in our lives and I believe that it is, and will prove fatal in the end, should we choose to expose ourselves to the godless institution that the college system has proven itself to be.

While at the beginning we may go into these institutions untainted and optimistic, I believe in the end we will come out much the worse, with little or no benefit to our spiritual and mental well being.  Therefore brothers and sisters, I would caution you as you consider this path, as it may lead to a place from which only few are able to return.

Thanks for reading!

~Happy Blogging~

            HAnNahW

More Randomness...

Because I ran out of pictures.... Sadness.

1. No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.  


2.  The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.


3. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

4. In Sweden there is a ski-thru Mcdonalds.


5. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.


6.  The average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life.  (wow Gross!  I hate spiders!)


7.  The world record for time without sleep is 264 hours ( ~11 days) by Randy Gardner in 1965  (Ok, now I really want to try and beat that.)


Thanks for reading!


~Happy Blogging~
               HAnNahW

Farewell Dear Sunglasses.

Good-Bye my dear sweet sunglasses.  You who were my constant companion these past months when I needed you most.  Through the hot sunny days, and the cloudy ones too.  You who knew how to make any outfit cool and the one who aided me in my quest for all things vintage.

I have let you down.  Abandoned you.  Left you alone to face the cold, hard, lonely confines of a park bench, by the side of a lake.  Oh, that fateful day, when I forgot you, woe is me!

 I have left you with no one's eyes to shade, with no one's aura of coolness to add to.  I am truly sorry my faithful sunglasses.  I hope that you find someone as awesome as me to accompany you through the rest of this lonely and miserable world, that will love you as much as I did.

I hope to see you in a better place.  Until we meet again.

Love your faithful bearer,
HAnNahW

P.S.  Look at the labels.  :'(

Another hair brained idea from me!

You all know what wonderful present minded, cool calm and, collective person I am, right? Ok maybe that was a little far fetched but pretty close right?(heh heh) Well on the small chance that I might have been a well stupid and scatterbrained would you guys be very surprised? ok well here goes. I had just come in from taking the garbage cans down to the end of the road (as the garbage truck comes every week on Tuesdays for the garbage.) So every Monday night we have beans and rice for dinner, right. Well this Monday was no different I was making beans and rice and getting the tortillas ready (as we have beans and rice on tortillas with all the fixins.) Well mom wanted enchilada sauce on hers so I go get the can and I look absolutely everywhere for the can opener and I cant find it any where. I mean everywhere (in the kitchen anyway) in the dishwasher, the silver wear holder, the counters, even in the sink. It is nowhere and the funny thing is, that I used it earlier that night to open the beans. So I figured I'd make my own can opener, and well needless to say not a good idea. I go over to the opposite counter and get a kitchen knife, well let me tell you right now kids, never do this at home or any where else for that matter! Where was I? ......Oh yeah.....thats right.....so I waltzed over to the counter grabbed the biggest knife we had and presently began to open the can with the knife. Needless to say this was not a good idea at all because, shortly after I began to stab the knife into the can the knife slipped and stabbed me in the finger....it hurt.....really bad....there was blood everywhere I was screaming bloody murder I was rushed to the hospital on life support!!!....this was a very special finger.....no just kidding but really it hurt and I am never going to try that again!