My Condition.

    I have and allergic reaction to raw onions, garlic, chives, leeks, and shallots.  The reaction to this particular allergen is anaphylactic in nature.  Even being exposed to the juices of these articles whilst undergoing preparation to be cooked will kill me.  However, this is not my only allergy.  After much intense self study and many years of culture and research it has come to my attention that I.....  Well, I my friends am allergic to stupid, which causes me to breakout in sarcasm.

 It is I - The Queen of Facepalms - offering you my rantings and satirical reactions to the aforementioned allergen.  Stupidity.

 Thanks for visiting The Allergy is Real.

-Hannah.

3 comments:

  1. MomFebruary 27, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    Aren't you missing someone? When I count, I get 9 younger siblings for you.

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    1. Hannah WoltersdorfFebruary 27, 2013 at 3:47 PM

      You are so right! It was really late when I wrote this And also I suck at math! So thanks for catching that for me random citizen!

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  2. ArdenaMay 4, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    Rotten banana hahahaha

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I don't moderate comments so if you are going to write something, just please don't embarrass yourself. I assure you that I am doing more than enough of that to cover for the both of us.

Also, try not to be a dick.

Thanks

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