these videos by Tim Hawkins are really funny I just had to publish them!

I've been tagged!

1. What is your occupation right now?
Student
2. What color are your socks right now?
I don't have any socks or shoes on right now!
3. What are you listening to right now?
up is down-by Hanz Zimmer
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
cream of wheat
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
yep.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
umm...... I can't..... oh it was Mr Ash (a good friend of the families)
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
yeah!
8. How old are you today?
14 years, and 12 months
9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
well I don't watch tv and even if I did I probably wouldn't watch sports.
10. What is your favorite drink?
I don't know!
11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
No!
12. Favorite food?
chicken divan!
13. What is the last movie you watched?
Hook!
14. Favorite day of the year?
The day that I do everything perfectly!
15. How do you vent anger?
I don't really get that angry all the time. even though my patience on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 2
16. What was your favorite toy as a child?
guns.
17. What is your favorite season?
summer and winter!
18. Blueberries or Strawberries?
I'd have to say both!
19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
Sure. I like it when my friends email me!
20. Living arrangements?
I share a bedroom with my friend Rebecca.
21. When was the last time you cried?
I can't remember the last time I cried I'm not big on it.
22. What is on the floor of your closet?
dirty clothes.
23. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
Maddie.
24. What did you do last night?
went to choir practice rode home with the Cole's and watched hook with the fam.
25. What do you fear?
God
26. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburger?
spicy hamburger.
27. Favorite dog breed?
Saint Bernard.
28. Favorite day of the week?
Sunday.
29. How many states have you lived in?
two, Oregon and Washington.
30. Diamonds or pearls?
both.
31. What are your favorite flowers?
daisies, but I really like all kinds except for pansies.
Tagged:
MaddieM
ShannonM
UncleCharles

babies!

I have a new baby sister as of 2/23/09 we named her 'Liberty Rose Woltersdorf' she is soooo... beautiful and whats more she looks like me! I am thrilled! she weighed out at 7lb 12oz and like 20" long or something like that. She is just a doll I should be getting some pictures of her on here pretty soon!

Another hair brained idea from me!

You all know what wonderful present minded, cool calm and, collective person I am, right? Ok maybe that was a little far fetched but pretty close right?(heh heh) Well on the small chance that I might have been a well stupid and scatterbrained would you guys be very surprised? ok well here goes. I had just come in from taking the garbage cans down to the end of the road (as the garbage truck comes every week on Tuesdays for the garbage.) So every Monday night we have beans and rice for dinner, right. Well this Monday was no different I was making beans and rice and getting the tortillas ready (as we have beans and rice on tortillas with all the fixins.) Well mom wanted enchilada sauce on hers so I go get the can and I look absolutely everywhere for the can opener and I cant find it any where. I mean everywhere (in the kitchen anyway) in the dishwasher, the silver wear holder, the counters, even in the sink. It is nowhere and the funny thing is, that I used it earlier that night to open the beans. So I figured I'd make my own can opener, and well needless to say not a good idea. I go over to the opposite counter and get a kitchen knife, well let me tell you right now kids, never do this at home or any where else for that matter! Where was I? ......Oh yeah.....thats right.....so I waltzed over to the counter grabbed the biggest knife we had and presently began to open the can with the knife. Needless to say this was not a good idea at all because, shortly after I began to stab the knife into the can the knife slipped and stabbed me in the finger....it hurt.....really bad....there was blood everywhere I was screaming bloody murder I was rushed to the hospital on life support!!!....this was a very special finger.....no just kidding but really it hurt and I am never going to try that again!

Another great quote from Winston Churchhill

Winston Churchhill -
- If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.

Pigs

Sir Winston Churchill -
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.--

I thought that this was funny and, ironic that I should put it on my blog because most of you that know me know that I do pigs for 4-H so I thought that it would be funny!--

feminism

I found this image while I was looking up stuff for my research paper that I have to do for school. I have found that it is so true!

Fidelity

Peculiar Music video but I like the song! Let me guess what you are thinking "Another music video." This time I promise you I will not let you down! (Hopefully)

Angels Carol

one of the songs that we were going to sing at Christmas but were unable to. Due to weather. Bummer!!!

On The Darkened Road

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."
--J.R.R. Tolkien

funny joke!!!!!

Mozart Beyond the Grave

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."